More Seasons Greetings!
With the internet’s notorious ship !
This literally happened to me at a bar on Halloween night.
(Source: k009, via finnibar-artorias-smith)
Why are most villains women? …This is interesting!
Because we look fabulous while doing it.
jafar, captain hook and hades all look like the sassy gay friends in the group
excuse me but are we going to ignore the fact that Maleficent and Ursula are giving each other bedroom eyes
(Source: daily-disney-dreaming, via writeinwhite)
iamthederpasaurus asked: Strength is being able to crush a tomato. Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato. Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato. Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad. Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
This is the most beautiful thing ever<3!!! I LOVE IT! My character could not only sell you the tomato based salad, but she will make you love it too ;)
(Source: darkcastle11, via corsetproblems)